Air Out My Shorts episode 1: “Trappers Nuts” June 25, 2005 (28:00) . .Virgin Podcastors Buttons & The Whore lodge complaints against their (completely fictitious) new "employers" and struggle through two lackluster short story submissions, in this rather shakey debut of "Air Out My Shorts". A call to "Mama's Boy" (Brian) puts the final nail in the coffin... where we should have promptly buried episode 1! Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. *author featured in this episode did not wish to be contacted . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader]  [recommended reader for PC users]  [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 2: “Raison Expectations” June 27, 2005 (27:51) . .Faith restored by Bill Raison's delightful story submissions, Buttons & The Whore bravely demonstrate their complete lack of voice acting talent in “Jeffrey Lights Up”. A call to “Working Girl” reveals the REAL dangers of lube. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 3: “Granny Panties” June 29, 2005 (29:00) Buttons & The Whore unintentionally affirm the negative effects of smoking, as they both gasp their way through “Catching Butterflies” by Jerry Vilhotti. The much anticipated first call to “Angry Phone Guy” (famous for telephone tirades played on certain unnamed College Radio Stations in Canada) finds him in an uncharacteristically good mood with nothing to scream about. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 4: “Long Bong Silver” July 01, 2005 (28:20) The Word Whore, on location in South Beach, calls in for a special "Canada Day" episode and toys with a future career in phone sex. Buttons, less than energetic and far from enthusiastic, admits to engaging in a rather draining 'air guitar' session the night before and to missing his "sugar mama". "That Girl" helps us play 'hide-the-bong'. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l.VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 5: “Meat and Goo” July 13, 2005 (30:29) . .The Word Whore drools over Tim Cure's gooey meat -- reading new meaning into the most important meal of the day. Buttons pops his safety cap. 'Angry Phone Guy' rips into the Hilton's... twice. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 6: “Monkey Spank Inferno” July 14, 2005 (33:32) . .Buttons & The Whore crack the Bert and Ernie story. Preston helps Phillip Elliott spank his monkey. A lumpy park monkey gets up close and personal with unsuspecting tourists. A call to 'Uncle Underpants' finds him airing out his own dirty laundry. The Word Whore reveals her secret porn name. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 7: “Mark 7 Meltdown” July 19, 2005 (30:29) . .The Word Whore has a complete meltdown as she and Buttons foolishly subject themselves to a grueling 'on air' psycho-analysis at the hands of a visiting -- obviously fraudulent -- 'doctor'. A story submission by John Osborne uncovers The Whore's adventures in baby sitting. A call to 'Working Girl' confirms Preston's suicidal tendencies. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 8: “Grandmother Pink Eye” July 23, 2005 (28:06) . .Buttons and The Whore make the tragic mistake of recording in the wee hours after a long press-whorin' night out on the town. Bleary-eyed, slurred-word scientific discoveries are made... mind-boggling, age-old mysteries are solved. Somewhere in this train wreck of an episode, a short story may have been half-heartedly tackled. A call to 'South B'otch' and 'The Rope Maiden' turns everybody's brown eyes... PINK! Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 9: “Shuffle Demons” July 25, 2005 (31:04) . .Preston and The Whore celebrate the one month anniversary of their first episode, their rather shocking arrival on the "iTunes Top 100" in Canada, and the announcement of their FIRST CONTEST. This episode also features "The Demon" by Dave Aldridge and a first time call to "Chef Lech". Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 10: “The Hymen Blues” July 29, 2005 (37:59) . .Preston uncovers big gaping holes in The Word Whore's aura, while airing out "The Blue Man" by Chris Strange. A call to 'Banachek' -- conveniently accompanied by 'Ms. Dizz' -- further complicates Revirginization Procedures and threatens lab rats everywhere. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 11: “Shack-a-lack-a-BOOM” August 4, 2005 (29:36) . .While taking it up one nostril and in one eye, Buttons & The Whore begin to air out a series of shorts submitted by Sam Keenan. Clothes break out, cougars pounce, vultures circle and a long-distance pillow fight ensues. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 12: “Taking The Piss” August 10, 2005 (28:40) . . Buttons sustains actual physical abuse while airing out "Home" by Z.J. Maplin, but The Word Whore later comforts him with tea and dick. During a first time call to Independent Canadian Recording Artist - "LINK" - they learn of his preference for the produce section and an affinity for golden showers. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 13: “Going Down” August 14, 2005 (28:23) . . Tired of mere boys trying, the Word Whore takes Michael Beckwith for a tumble. Preston's weekend in Richmond raises questions about "payload delivery" ethics among ambulance drivers everywhere. A call to Banacheck lands one step short and falls flat on its ass. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 14: “Ship of Fools” August 20, 2005 (27:08) . . The Word Whore gets up close and personal with studio furnishings. Tim Clare taps his way back into our hearts. Rainy days and Mondays might always get Preston down, but topless cheerleaders get us all off. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 15: “Renewable Rechewable Cherries” August 25, 2005 (25:28) . . While "fast forward five hours" might make for nice alliteration, it leaves The Word Whore hungry for a play-by-play of the would-be 'Boston 3-Party' in "A Very Misty Morn" by Wade K. LaForce. This first half of a 2-Part episode (which also marks the TWO MONTH Anniversary of AoMS) includes an extremely rare on air parley with 'Big Bad Bruce' -- released from confinement just for this call. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 16: “Sloppy DNA Sauce” August 29, 2005 (31:39) . . While Preston works diligently to finish off Mr. LaForce and his "stove-sized root balls", The Whore continues to find the lack of down and dirty detail difficult to swallow. A call to 'Working Girl' reveals membership really does have its privileges and surprises AoMS with their first ON AIR JOHN. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 17: “Holy Load” August 31, 2005 (26:19) . . Buttons and The Whore leave a lasting impression, though -- from this day forward -- both will live with the unsettling prospect of being struck down... either by The Almighty or Betty White. Phill Elliot digs yet another hole in his already crowded exotic pet cemetery and 'Angry Phone Guy' chimes in with more frighteningly slanderous celebrity ball-busting. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 18: “Left Tea Baggins” September 6, 2005 (35:48) . . Buttons makes commendable progress on a life-sized tribute to Delta Burke, while The Whore busies herself with small animals. An all-star ensemble rallies -- from Middle Earth to San Dimas -- for Chapter 2 of Michael Beckwith's fairytale series. 'Link' licks Labour Day Weekend wounds, barks up the wrong tree and steers clear of dinner plates and undesirable sandwiches. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 19: “More Kilt, Less Guilt” September 14, 2005 (36:22) . . The Whore dons pigtails for a play date. An untitled story submission by 'Abbey Normal' barely surfaces between porn anecdotes and musical trips down memory lane. Preston Buttons hoses down the studio. 'Lulu Fontaine' takes a bite out of The Big Apple, while her husband drafts blueprints for his midget-free fetish room. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 20: “Sock It To Me” September 25, 2005 (36:39) . . Preston Buttons and The Word Whore offer up an abridged conclusion to the 3-part "Dandy Fairytale" series by Michael Beckwith. The Whore's 'thigh-highs' get an unexpected work out. A messy 'art class', with 88 Fingers Willy, puts oven mitts and sock puppets in some sticky situations. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 21: “Clothes Encounter” October 6, 2005 (34:47) . . Straining nipples threaten silk shirts everywhere, as The Word Whore pants her way through "Chance Encounter" by Shameless Flirt. Buttons fires off a loaded pump action gun. The Whore stands to pee. No longer 'introverted', Hot Tub Tammy shares fantasies and sheds her clothes. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 22: “BONERfied Surprise” October 13, 2005 (31:56) . . Clutch Murphy has a bone to pick over Thanksgiving. Matteo Torretta adds some Italian zest. The Whore delights in discovering an unexpectedly kind AoMS mention on "The Rev Up Review", but it comes as no surprise when LINK shares way too much or when Buttons fiddles with his gear.. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 23: “Spewing Wild Odes” October 17, 2005 (35:25) . . Preston comes clean with his 'caught in the act' story, but poems submitted by The Redheaded Cock Knocker leave both Buttons and The Whore feeling very dirty. Working Girl demonstrates what will undoubtedly be an extremely short-lived new career choice. The Word Whore confesses inappropriate carnal yearnings for Air Ferg. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 24: “2 Hot 4 Hockey” October 24, 2005 (37:15) . . A big burrito threatens to burn through Buttons' bowels. The Word Whore's blue mood turns a fiery red, when her post-show plans fall apart on the air and "Faller" -- by Jules Delorme -- taunts her with hockey and poetry. Banachek shares a little love, having found a real live human woman to keep him warm. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 25: “Boo-Ooze Fest” October 31, 2005 (36:38) . . Prestacula and Whorevira rise from their coffins, slurp from bloody goblets and take a long scary "Walk In The Woods" with Ricardo Gonzalez for Halloween. Angry Phone Guy trumps the rich by making his own glass menagerie out of cat excrement. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 26: “Urine Control” November 6, 2005 (28:33) . . Buttons decides women should watch where they put their bare arses. "How I Nearly Killed My Girlfriend's Puppy" - by That Girl - raises a digestion dilemma. The Whore urges men to scrub their winkies. 88 Fingers Willy sits to pee. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 27: “Bulk Belly Buttons” November 13, 2005 (25:16) . . Buttons goes back into the closet. The Whore makes a mess in bed and gives "This Spot", by S. Butts, the flush. Professor Polymer shares the latest advances in the wonderful world of plastics. Preston finally pulls the plug. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 28: “Lego My Log” November 22, 2005 (31:31) . . Just when you thought it was safe to look into the bowl, excerpts from "Poo" - by Dave Aldridge - takes AoMS "where no whore has gone before". After merciless probing with square objects, "Disco Lou" uncovers Buttons is not bumpy and The Word Whore is not "butt-friendly". Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 29: “Back Seat Cootch” November 29, 2005 (27:29) . . The Whore ponies up and whinnies for Prince. First time phone guest "Hot Rod" and anonymous story submission "Control" spin tales of fast rides, parked cars, and little women. Buttons accepts his lot in life and clings to The Word Whore's boots. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 30: “Dancing Bare” December 06, 2005 (00:00) . . Preston Buttons and The Word Whore celebrate their thirtieth episode with an unforgivable lack of fanfare, balloons, strippers and cake. Dick Hurtz takes "Henry" on a heart warming holiday spree. Guido Grande chimes in to remind us to say no to drugs. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 31: “Oh Ho Lee Night” December 16, 2005 (00:00) . . Brimming with the holiday spirit, Buttons and The Whore rip the wrapping off a gift that will keep on giving. "Travieso", by Malkavious Rostif, delivers a nice big package to a naughty little number. Electric Lee from NYC opens up his sack of toys and slips in a few unexpected plugs. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 32: “Jiggly Bits” December 28, 2005 (22:00) . . Merrily rum soaked, Preston Buttons and The Word Whore tie one on and slap a big red bow on the last episode of 2005. The real North Pole makes a disturbing appearance in "Santa Helps Himself" - a festive load dropped on AoMS by B.C. Hooker. The Whore stumbles on a new ice sculpture technique and the true source of Aurora Borealis rears its big ugly head. Link sacrifices a goat. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 33: “Magic Moose Meat” January 21, 2006 (23:58) . . Facing the combined challenges of long distance recording, nasty head colds and confusing foreign cheeses; Preston Buttons and The Word Whore finally attempt their first episode of 2006. "War and Doom" - submitted by Doomed Moose – rekindles The Whore's affection for lava lamps and pirates. Buttons finally gets around to finishing his life size portrait of Delta Burke. Gene Roddenberry rolls over in his grave. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 34: “Hunky Dory” January 28, 2006 (20:29) . . The Word Whore sets her sights on a shiny new knickknack for her mantle. Robert - producer of the Shades of Democracy Podcast - waves his dirty "Picnic" accusingly in Button's direction. EscapePod's Stephen Eley endorses The Whore's oral talents. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 35: “Original Sin” February 06, 2006 (22:00) . . Preston is a snitch. AoMS joins the MySpace cult. The Whore does a "bad bad thing". Part one of Z.J. Maplin's "Sins Quietly" dons something frilly and dangles from the ceiling. Big Bad Bruce sweats to the oldies and picks on the elderly. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 36: “Raging Heart On” February 14, 2006 (30:04) . . In this very special Valentine's episode, Preston flashes his Ninja card while The Whore aches for twat recognition. Buttons and The Word Whore warm your cockles by mucking about in Malkavius Rostif's "You, Me and a Pool of Astroglide". Although The Whore's toy box is evidently situated very close to the mic, wanking is strictly prohibited. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 37: “Tit For Tattletale” February 20, 2006 (20:59) . . The Whore rats out Link's little sister and airs out her unkempt garage. The conclusion of Z.J. Maplin's "Sins Quietly" finds Preston Buttons wielding a dangerous piece of meat. Disco Lou calls in to woo his favorite gap girl. The Word Whore boosts seat sales for her private self-esteem workshops. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 38: “Slagbags and Handrags” March 06, 2006 (28:34) . . Preston yanks his own chain. The Word Whore prepares for a British invasion. Dann H gets Irish on Buttons. Al from Long Island demands a peach from The Whore. Simon Wilkinson says "It Could Be You", but probably isn't. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 39: “Sir Scum Tongue” March 10, 2006 (30:24) . . The Word Whore lays claim to yet another celebrity tonguing in absentia, while poor Button's patience with her drunken baby-talk babble is quite audibly pushed to the edge. Mike Dominic's "At His Own Pace" receives the highest story rating ever bestowed, shortly before experts have to be called in for The Whore's deep cleaning. The Barbie Dream House labels all its exits. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 40: “Fresh Knickered” March 21, 2006 (27:19) . . Buttons loses his battle with the homeless virus. The Word Whore fiddles, while Air Out My Shorts burns. Lost recordings collect dust for good reason. Buttons and The Whore take a meatless road-trip with Michael Beckwith in "A Day In The Life Of". Z.J. serves up some silver tongue. Preston conducts a fruitless survey. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 41: “Tie-Dyed Legs” March 28, 2006 (30:47) . . The Word Whore defiles Mother Earth. Buttons tie-dyes a tree-hugger. Craig, from the Tangents podcast, oils up his harness and breaks out all the toys in part one of "Moonlight". Invisible sex organs dig up frightening images from Preston's childhood. Hairy Barbarian's run from wayward butt-plugs. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 42: “Manhole Down Under” April 10, 2006 (31:59) . . Buttons gives birth to the Anti-Christ, while The Whore drops acid and goes 'walkabout'. Preston denies his resemblance to Chicken Little. Part two of "Moonlight", by Craig from the Tangents podcast, delivers only part of its juicy payload before cutting out for a Ginger-MaryAnne sandwich. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 43: “Maxim Um Whore” April 19, 2006 (35:35) . . Preston finally gets his dirty mouth washed out with soap. Despite ongoing rumors and an unfortunate haircut, Angry Phone Guy's wardrobe confirms his heterosexuality. The Word Whore gives up both her ass and her dignity for Lent. "Where You'll Find Me" by DG is sad and it's sad and it's sad too. Link joins Buttons in the studio for "The Redneck Review". Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 44: “Tears Are Not Enough” May 3, 2006 (28:13) . . Buttons expresses concern about a lack of alcoholism in Toronto's podcasting community. The Word Whore blows a peeper. Robin Kirkman, author of "Rakth in The Beginning", suffers a gender identity crisis at the hands of The Whore and cancels his/her subscription to AoMS due to Preston's assholishness. PUNKY! Radio dabbles in a bit of roleplay. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 45: “Ream Oh Wet Wood” May 11, 2006 (29:31) . . While The Word Whore gives Frank Stallone more air time than he's had in almost twenty years, Preston Buttons deftly dodges bullets. Jessica's "Not Just Another One Night Stand" sites some important advances in erotic robotics. The Whore finds a certain foamy stick a little hard to swallow. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 46: “Diamond Dogs” May 23, 2006 (30:39) . . Escape Pod's Stephen Eley gives Buttons the Sci-Fi shaft. The Word Whore seeks a sugar daddy with deep pockets and fewer cavities to keep her puffing and panting. "The Wrong Excuse", by Dan Manning, warns dope peddling jive turkeys about infectious ferrets. Hungry hounds lick their chops, while Preston polishes his drumsticks. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 47: “Thy Will Be Dung” May 29, 2006 (28:29) . . The Word Whore casts her shiniest idol aside and checks herself in to the nearest knitting circle. Will Waverly, author of "Pointless Parable", politely asks Buttons to eat dung and die. Preston plays possum while top secret plans for the new Tickle-Me-Buttons plush toy - bound to be all the rage, Christmas 2006 - are inadvertently lactated. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 48: “Let Them Eat Cake ” June 11, 2006 (34:48) . . It's forbidden cocktails in a skank pad, when Buttons divulges the latest in kitchen trends. The Word Whore places an order for some piping hot TTN pepperoni. "Clucksome Cockadoodleanamus Book", by Martyzilla, ruffles a few feathers before helping Bjork land the lead in the sequel to ET. Buttons and The Whore finally engage Angry Phone Guy in a long overdue three-way. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 49: “Lawn Drippings ” June 19, 2006 (32:46) . . The Word Whore suspects South Beach residents of watering their lawns. "Porcelain Dreams", by Mike Difeo, fails to bring out Preston's romantic side. The William Shatner School of Acting is finally forced to close down. The Whore tries to play Chuck Woolery for Buttons and first-time on-air guest Dr. Whom, but gravity isn't cooperating. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 50: “Fuzzy Luggage ” June 26, 2006 (43:23) . . Clean-shaven and sporting modern pants, Buttons and The Whore celebrate the One-Year Anniversary of AOMS. Spiderman's package shrivels at the silver tongue of a slippery little green fellow. "Tempting The Nerd", by Paul B. Edwards from PUNKY! Radio, smashes Preston's arsehole. TTN makes The Whore feel really really dirty. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 51: “Funnel Of Love ” July 22, 2006 (33:48) . . Reunited after seven months, Buttons and the Whore find they have nothing to say to one another. Post Punky stress leaves Buttons beaten. The Whore takes double fisting to it's next logical level. The surreal "Good Morning Toronto" by Stunt Pig brings Buttons honking to the ledge. A birthday call to 88 Fingers Willy finds him looking to clean house. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 52: “Bad Dates ” Aug 14, 2006 (37:51) . . The Word Whore hits high celebrity as stiffly as she can. Buttons' recurring crabs cause him to lose face. A painful phonecall to Big Johnny drives the hosts to look for an escape. Part 1 of "Calchas" by Dave Aldridge has the Whore dreaming of tall shiny towers of manhood. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 53: “Private Ears ” Aug 21, 2006 (27:56) . . Preston threatens to spontaneously combust, as The Word Whore's dysfunctional mouth spills out all of Angry Phone Guy's sword-fighting secrets. Part two of "Calchas", by Dave Aldridge, decomposes after a wormy bout of consumption. The Whore rules out another 'entry' as unwilling. Buttons breaks his promise to the proper Mrs. E. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 54: “High and Dry ” Aug 29, 2006 (28:10) . . Buttons slinks out of his sopping apartment, lets down his back-hair, and gums his way through long-overdue listener comments. Phil Foster breaks out of AoMS in-box imprisonment to offer up "The Gift". Tiny hands wield an enormous broom. Link drops in to butter The Word Whore's biscuit. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 55: “Happy Entrails To You ” Sep 12, 2006 (26:34) . . Buttons changes his name to Keith and almost actually comes out. The Toronto International Film Festival starts oiling up The Word Whore's rusty revolving door. A submission by Poet oozes through gaping cracks in AoMS content standards. Just-a-Joe blows hot and cold in the first edition of a new segment: "Outta The Word Whore's Mouth". Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 56: “Brown Eye Land ” Sep 15, 2006 (31:31) . . Preston Buttons jams with countrified lesbians, plays a 'bit-part' in LOTR, and sets his sights on the King's deer. Ricardo Gonzales offers up a sweet, tightly-wrapped little treat. The Word Whore challenges Disco Lou to a 'twink-off' and everything's coming up Millhouse. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 57: “Soft In The Middle ” Sep 20, 2006 (30:39) . . Preston Buttons dances and breaks out the bubbly, while Vince Vaughn's leavings dribble from The Whore. Luke's "Cherries 'n' Cream" shames Shakespeare. A call with Craig from the Tangents Podcast leads to the long-overdue discovery that Art Garfunkle, Richard Simmons, and Ronald MacDonald are all, in fact, the same person. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 58: “Fish and Vinegar ” Sep 27, 2006 (37:33) . . Punky's Pauly B. delivers "Always Fighting" in lieu of his wife. Olfactory observations unearth a crock of kippers 'n' applesauce. Link drops his Gangsta facade, although he's still packin'. Buttons and The Whore commit a blood-curdling crime of passion. . Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 59: “Instant Yeoman Yates ” Oct 16, 2006 (29:18) . . The Word Whore chokes on Preston's jerk chicken. Outraged by negative listener feedback, Big Johnny tries to highjack the airwaves. Preston Buttons Junior lovingly recalls "A Day with Dad". Law-talking ex-glam-rocker, Lionel Hutts, joins AoMS for an unauthorized tribute to the real Rat Pack. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 60: “Fruit-Bottom Facial ” Oct 17, 2006 (32:13) . . AoMS says YES to minty fresh Brits. Preston serenades fellow podcasting 'sidekick' Tony Hearn. Ryan Saunders touches Buttons in all the right places, with a little help from "Sid and Zoe". Despite unanimous listener opinion, Big Johnny gets another shot. The Whore accidentally reveals her best kept anti-aging secret. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 61: “Lik-M-Aid and Lung Butter ” Oct 29, 2006 (34:00) . . Buttons auditions for TOMMY, while a very phlegmy Word Whore gets behind math, science, geometry, and the latest hot tip from Link. The Amusement Ride, by David Smith, spirals out of orbit. Angry Phone Guy orders a salad. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 62: “Hallowed Weiner ” Oct 30, 2006 (37:20) . . Buttons pimps his rye. The Whore sautes some ninety-year-old shrimp. Doomed Moose bears it all in "A Scary Night". Mama's Boy fakes a leaky faucet to avoid holiday hotdogs. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 63: “Brown Bag Life ” Nov 9, 2006 (33:25) . . The Whore's dignity is battered once again. Buttons hides behind his "Peeps". "The Mind of Insanity" by Jonathan Hunter Dare makes Buttons yearn for world control. Mygraine from the AOMS forums gives a new meaning to the phrase "cashing out". Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 64: “Oh You Dirty Rat ” Nov 29, 2006 (31:04) . . The Whore comes up for air via Skype after blowing for dollars, drunk-dialing, and milking Phil McCracken Whitcomb's pants. David Ihnen's "The Very Good Rat" sets Buttons' balls a twitchin' and rumors of Working Girl's death prove to have been only mildly exaggerated. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TO SUBSCRIBE: http://feeds.feedburner.com/AirOutMyShorts [copy the XML(RSS)-feed and paste it into your Podcast software/reader] [recommended reader for PC users] [recommended reader for MAC users] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Air Out My Shorts episode 65: “Hambone Hambone” Dec 12, 2006 (31:04) . . Preston plugs unfriendly beaver. The Word Whore unknowingly sends TTN listeners on a wild goose chase. "Drinkathon", by Stuntpig, induces cravings for pigs feet, chocolate bars, and potato omelette. Lulu Fontaine digs funk from under her fingernails and dons a hard-earned pair of new shoes. Get AoMS on iTunes! LISTEN NOW .l. PRAISE THE WRITER .l. BASH THE HOSTS .l. VOTE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 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